2.06.2011
1.29.2011
life altering update
i have offically made it to level 13 in tetris. bringing it to a whole nutha level.
p.s i really like this colour scheme, kind of spring-ish.
i shall utilize it again.
p.s i really like this colour scheme, kind of spring-ish.
i shall utilize it again.
radio board operator.
When I say, " i gotta work this weekend" I patiently and anxiously wait for the person i'm conversing with to say "oh, where do you work?" Then i nonchalantly and brazenly say..."just the RADIO STATION" nbd.
The best part is when i get this glow of coolness that radiates towards them as their envy and intrigue grows.
Unfortunately, it actually is no big deal. I don't announce the dramatic occurances in Timmins, like when there's a shootout (what are we in a Western, that doesn't happen hannah.) or a building burns down and teveryone is clinging ont my every word if the two baby kittens made it out alive. No cheeky talk show about relationships and dating with advice provided by Eharmony or rocking the airwaves with DJ requests dedicated to teenagers' boyfriends and girlfriends whom they'll probably break up with ina couple months...but for the time being their infatuation is evoking fantasys of a walk down the aisle and a small home in the country with 3.5 children. No, my job is not cool at all. I press two buttons every 15.7 minutes to make sure the actual cool people (announcers) can be heard live from their microphone at all the glamourous Timmins events (aka anything, really anything at all at the Shania Twain Center or the Sportsman show or whatever).
A monkey could actually do my job quite well, but there are no monkeys in Timmins, so, ya know a high school student with spare time on Saturdays from 9-1 (occasionally 10-2) will have to do. Some days are rough like when Leeza Gibbons decides that the entire four hours she's just going to talk to Eharmony "experts" (how does one exactly become an eharmony expert?) about what people look for in an ideal mate...and what do you know..it's EXACTLY THE SAME EVERY WEEK. (They want someone with a good sense of humour...never woulda guessed that)
There are some perks to my job. When i have a test or homework due on monday..I can do my work the whole time and then it seems as if i'm getting paid to do homework, which in my opinion should happen all the time. seriously school board, consider it, less high school dropouts i assure you that! Plus I get to shop online. I've successfully almost found my vintage grad dress, a crazy 50's hat and gloves as well as a multitude of ridiculous handmade jewlery. Another great thing, I've totally upped my tetris skills. I am offically off da chain when it comes to tetris, level eleven, which is a 32% increase in mad skillz yo. Don't hate.
infact, I'm writing this very piece of surely succinct and award winning writing at my good ol' place of work.
I actually don't exactly know where to end this, so I'll end it riiiiight about..............................NOW.
Done.
Wait, Hannah, you may say, you simply cannot end a piece like that. You have to have a clever phrase or quote or parting words.
nope. bye.
hannahleighehman
The best part is when i get this glow of coolness that radiates towards them as their envy and intrigue grows.
Unfortunately, it actually is no big deal. I don't announce the dramatic occurances in Timmins, like when there's a shootout (what are we in a Western, that doesn't happen hannah.) or a building burns down and teveryone is clinging ont my every word if the two baby kittens made it out alive. No cheeky talk show about relationships and dating with advice provided by Eharmony or rocking the airwaves with DJ requests dedicated to teenagers' boyfriends and girlfriends whom they'll probably break up with ina couple months...but for the time being their infatuation is evoking fantasys of a walk down the aisle and a small home in the country with 3.5 children. No, my job is not cool at all. I press two buttons every 15.7 minutes to make sure the actual cool people (announcers) can be heard live from their microphone at all the glamourous Timmins events (aka anything, really anything at all at the Shania Twain Center or the Sportsman show or whatever).
A monkey could actually do my job quite well, but there are no monkeys in Timmins, so, ya know a high school student with spare time on Saturdays from 9-1 (occasionally 10-2) will have to do. Some days are rough like when Leeza Gibbons decides that the entire four hours she's just going to talk to Eharmony "experts" (how does one exactly become an eharmony expert?) about what people look for in an ideal mate...and what do you know..it's EXACTLY THE SAME EVERY WEEK. (They want someone with a good sense of humour...never woulda guessed that)
There are some perks to my job. When i have a test or homework due on monday..I can do my work the whole time and then it seems as if i'm getting paid to do homework, which in my opinion should happen all the time. seriously school board, consider it, less high school dropouts i assure you that! Plus I get to shop online. I've successfully almost found my vintage grad dress, a crazy 50's hat and gloves as well as a multitude of ridiculous handmade jewlery. Another great thing, I've totally upped my tetris skills. I am offically off da chain when it comes to tetris, level eleven, which is a 32% increase in mad skillz yo. Don't hate.
infact, I'm writing this very piece of surely succinct and award winning writing at my good ol' place of work.
I actually don't exactly know where to end this, so I'll end it riiiiight about..............................NOW.
Done.
Wait, Hannah, you may say, you simply cannot end a piece like that. You have to have a clever phrase or quote or parting words.
nope. bye.
hannahleighehman
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